"Get this." said Sam to his friends, "Last night,
while I was down at the bar with you guys, a
burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" Greg asked.
Sam said, "Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked
out, and a pair of broken ribs."
Greg wondered, "Whoa! But... how???"
Sam replied, "Well, it was really late at night
and Anni thought it was *me* coming home drunk!!"
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